The Game Changer

Ayo whattup yall this Da Derp aka Big Man CC officially back in da house nahmean.

I come here to this blog regularly n shit, gettin plenty of laughs because of funny shit provided by niggaz here. I also come here to laugh at da niggaz cuz its hilarious how they know diddly squat about football. They is retarded football-wise namsaying so I has no problem maintaining my immense lead in da BQBL league.

Yeah, its all entertaining and shit, but I need to speak up. Something is worryin me. Brothers, this feud thats been goin on lately, it breaks my heart. It breaks my heart to see two brothers goin against each other. Have we learned nothing from Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur?

Brahz, you need to end this shit NOW. Why don't you make like Mike Vick and go to City of Brotherly Love namsayin?

Fuck is you doin? You squabblin about who sucks more at somethin you know nothing about anyways? That's wack.

I have an idea: why dont we play somethin that woud suit your level of knowledge?

How bout we play the Lingerie Football League BQBL? At least you have something in common with them. They is bitchez, and so are you. My bitchez, bitchez.

This is just a proposal, you think about it, look at dem girls and lemme know if ya wanna play.

Aight peace.

Here's them girls, take your pick.



WESTERN CONFERENCE

Seattle Mist



Minnesota Valkyrie



Green Bay Chill



Los Angeles Temptation


Vegas Sin


Chicago Bliss




EASTERN CONFERENCE

Cleveland Crush


Philadelphia Passion


Baltimore Charm


Tampa Breeze



Toronto Triumph


Orlando Fantasy

TRAUMA GLAVE VS tigrovi BEEF II

TIGROV RAP, KAO DALLASOV SNAP

VIDIM IMAŠ FLOW K'O SAJO, NAHMSAYIN,

SJEBAĆUTE „FRENDE“ SAM DA POPIJEM PROTEIN.

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JEN DVA, PROVJERA MIKROFONA;

DRAFTO SI S MORA- MORA DA SE BOJIŠ

(PAUSE)

... AJFONA.

KAŽEŠ „BEEF“, A HRANIŠ SE SOJOM,

POBJEDIĆEŠ S MOMČADI BILO KOJOM,

LOŠI IGRAČI? TO JE TVOJA IGRA

JER NAVIJAŠ ZA NJIH KAD NE GLUMIŠ TIGRA.

(female vox thru vocoder: tehrribel Beeen, tehrible toooowels)

NEMAŠ MORALA, ZATO BIRO SI DEBILE,

DALTON I KOLB KAO KEKIN MILE.

TO SU TVOJI LJUDI, JER ČOVJEK NISI,

AL ZAPAMTI „BRATE“: CINNCI – TAKAV SI.

TIGROVI vs TRAUMA (BEEF)

"Let me give you a beat homie."

beatdown u tri forme

1.

rat je počeo
linije smo povukli
Ti si ispod

2.

haha dajte ljudi... trauma glave
zapravo su moar like sramote prave
heslbek i đekson ipak imaju muda
prestiće te kečiga bez po truda
svaki put kad rođers istrči najeo se trave!

3.

yeah... yeah...
vidi se da navijaš za green bay, zelen si
uso si sa rambom rokijem u rat, a nemas verbalni kardio niti za popet se na prvi sprat
empire stejt buildinga koji je moj flow poslusaj madonu spasi se na vrijeme... take a BOW
dok tvoji kjubijevi pune naslovnice moji pune bolnice yeah!
trauma glave? a da, sjećam ga se, jednom se mimoišli na putu do slave.
evo gledam malo tablicu kuzim što si malo bitter, al ne brini "FRENDE" imam plan kako da izbjegnes posljednje mjesto samo fotošopaj Cutlerov kurac na tviter. YEAH
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stay down!

TRAUMA GLAVE @ tigrovi tigrovi

That's right. Small letters for you, "friend".

Vidi se da paničiš.

g a m e.

o v e r.

Trese ti se donja usnica dok čitaš ove redove.

Slabo jedeš.

(Ja dosta dobro jedem).

Ne unosiš dovoljno tekućine.

Sanjaš Suha kako piledrivea Cutlera u concussion u nedelju.

Odlaziš u Keglić samo za slučaj da se dijeli ona besplatna rakija.

Zavezao si Grizliju pelenu naopako treći put u dva dana.

Dok gledaš Xhamster priviđa ti se glava Caleba Haniea na tijelu Tori Black. (vidi sliku)

Sad si pola čovjeka koji si nekad bio, a bio si pola čovjeka tako da si sad... četvrtina čovjeka? (Osmina? Dvije šesnaestinke? Sinkopa?)

Mogli smo se super slagati i zbijati šale s najslabijima da si samo ostao s K-brothers.